The amount of time I blog is inversely proportional to my happiness
I don’t blog much when I’m happy
“Are you kidding me? My kids are gonna be little Voltaires”
57 Anonymous: About Iceland and it's democracy..
No news from Iceland… why?
How come we hear everything that happens in Egypt but no news about what’s happening in Iceland:
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In Iceland, the people has made the government resign, the primary banks have been nationalized, it was decided to not pay the debt that these…
(Source: facebook.com)
1214 In a peaNut shell via texts:
Plutarch: Its Murphy I'm not around tonight fucking class is killing me
Hawkeye: Sloppy Blowjobs Murphy!
Plutarch: Um what
Hawkeye: Don't fetter yourself with reason. Hail Discordia and Chaos!
Hawkeye: Skip your class
Hawkeye: And sock that bitch in the face!
Plutarch: Negatory. I am a responsible bee who follows the rules
Hawkeye: Who are you? Canada?
Plutarch: I'm certainly not an American
Hawkeye: I'm not one either. Real Americans sell you a house of cards on a silver platter through a shit-eating grin. Then by the time you realize you've been hoodwinked by something corporate, there's a parking ticket in your window, the cheeseburger you just ate gave you cancer and the relevance of what the guy has to say on TV is like what peanuts had to say about horseshoes.
Hawkeye: Andrew is shipping out soon. You should come if you can
Plutarch: He's not going to Korea, its an organic farm. I would if I could
Hawkeye: Haha ok
This will be mine.. Oh yes, it will be mine
Botticelli Almost Threw This Masterpiece In A Fire. True Story
Pimpin’
I love my sport…
Ed is so excited he gets to shoot people at OXCC this Saturday. Need to relieve some stress. I’ll be the guy with the war-face, screaming, scalping people. Then we’ll all laugh when someone has to remind me that we’re playing Paintball and I am not Mel Gibson.
A missed connection:
“RE: FOR THE RECORD……..
This does Suck!!
We were “unique” and “lucky”…….why couldn’t that ever be enough for you?
You know my favorite saying……..Actions Speak Louder than Words.
God……I Miss you so damn much…….It still hurts. I think of you every day. I still worry about you, and hope you are ok.
We always said we were gonna grow old together……But, it has to be this way. I’m so sorry it didn’t work out. I tried my best.
I’m in a good place. Life is good……..I wish you the same”
Yeah, yeah.. Shut the fuck up.
Having the latest internet fad (ie. Pinterest) does not make you cooler. No one gives that more of a fuck about what you like.
No one’s impressed
No one cares
Go outside
No need to share
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